The Baystate Objectivist

The Baystate Objectivist

Wednesday, March 7, 2007


Barak Obama's new commercial is a lunge for the throat of Hillary Clinton.

The internet is flooded with Hillary jokes. Here's one of the better ones:

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's George Washington's. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire Life."

"Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man.

"Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."


Sachem Head said...

I'm so glad you've made the changeover, TD. Now I can plug you into my RSS reader and read your blog postings every day, instead of just when I remember I haven't read you in a while.

Mary E.Carey said...

Good one, Tom. And thank you so much for the honor of putting my blog on your links list. I am thrilled to put yours on mine.