The Baystate Objectivist

The Baystate Objectivist

Friday, January 11, 2013

Aliens in Amherst

I'm willing to entertain any possibility in this crazy universe, but I'm pretty skeptical about flying saucers. I mean the physics is all wrong, even traveling at the speed of light it takes thousands of years to move between stars, and who can travel even at the speed of light when matter begins to dissolve at that speed? The question isn't so much "Are there people in outer space?" but more like "How the hell could they get here?"

Anyway there was something strange in the skies of Amherst the other night. At first some people speculated that it might have been the Town Meeting finally breaking free of reality entirely and floating off into space, but then they realized that Town Meeting isn't in session this time of year.

AMHERST, Mass. (AP) — Dozens of residents of the Amherst area are baffled by what they describe as a weird low-flying object seen moving over town this week.

Witnesses described the UFO seen after dark Tuesday as the size of two or three cars, and roughly diamond-shaped, or even triangular. It was visible because of its dim white lights.

Read more here. And here.

To true believers everywhere.

1 comment:

Larry Kelley said...

Thanks for the link Tommy!

As you probably have figured out by now, I subscribe to the family value that "nobody but me beats up on my little brother."