The End

Here is the planned itinerary for the End of the World later today.

Schedule of the End of the World:

06:30 – Beginning of the End
07:00 – Meteor Shower
08:30 – Arrival of the First Tsumani
10:00 – Welcome UFOs!
10:30 - Flashmob Dance of UFOs, Gangnam Style
11:36 – Destruction Begins (Subtitled)
12:00 - Eclipse and Alignment of Planets in the Solar System
12:00-14:00 - LUNCH
14:15 – Inversion of the Magnetic Poles
15:00 – Super Global Warming (with Sound and Light Show)
16:30 – Annihilation of Earthlings Commences
17:00 – Paul McCartney In Concert
18:00 – Revelation of Alien Residents on Earth
19:00 – HAPPY HOUR
20:00 – Reopening of the Tunnel between Taj Mahal and Machu Picchu
21:00 – ALL YOU CAN EAT SPECIAL AT APPLEBEE’S
22:00 – Draw Cards for Secret Santa
23:00 – Champagne Toast
23:30 – End of the End of the World